Everyday Is A Compromise.

Last Halloween I Ran Out Of Candy And I Had To Give The Kids Nicotine Gum.

The European Countries Are Really Hoping To Do Well In The Olympics. If They Win Gold Medals, They Can Use Them As Cash.

Incredible Experience, Watching A Baby Birth On The Internet. It's Now My Screensaver.

I Vote Democrat Because I Believe Oil Companies Profits Of 4% On A Gallon Of Gas Are Obscene, But The Government Taxing The Same Gallon At 15% Isn't.

I'm A Wiseass And A Smartass, And I Always Have Been.