Everybody Ought To Listen To

You Know Why I Quit Playing Ballads? Cause I Love Playing Ballads.

I Don't Care If A Dude Is Purple With Green Breath As Long As He Can Swing.

I Was Minding My Own Business When Something Says To Me, "you Ought To Blow Trumpet." I Have Just Been Trying Ever Since.

In Respect For Drummers, See, I Love Drummers.

With "we Are The World," I Can't Even Eat When I Watch That On Television. If I'm Eatin' Some Food, I Have To Put It Down. I Feel Very Strongly About That.