Every Time I Felt Low,

I Didn't Earn That Much In Record Royalties. You've Only Got To Look At My Sales In 1980 To Figure That One Out.

You Can Judge A Man's True Character By The Way He Treats His Fellow Animals.

There Was One Moment Where They Were Riding Their Little Ponies In Scotland, And Stella Said To Me: 'dad! You're Paul Mccartney, Aren't You?' 'yes Darling, But I'm Daddy Really'.

Love Me Do, The First Song We Recorded, John Was Supposed To Sing The Lead, But They Changed Their Minds And Asked Me To Sing Lead Because They Wanted John To Play Harmonica.

I Took My Brains Out And Stretched Them On The Rack, Now I'm Not Too Sure I'm Gonna Get Them Back.