Every Time A Woman Leaves

There Is No Credit To Being A Comedian, When You Have The Whole Government Working For You. All You Have To Do Is Report The Facts. I Dont Even Have To Exaggerate.

I Never Expected To See The Day When Girls Would Get Sunburned In The Places They Now Do.

Don't Let Yesterday Use Up Too Much Of Today.

The Man With The Best Job In The Country Is The Vice-president. All He Has To Do Is Get Up Every Morning And Say, 'how Is The President?'

Every Man Is Ignorant - Just On Different Subjects.