Every Romance Does Not Lead

Fatherhood Is Pretending The Present You Love Most Is Soap-on-a-rope.

Poets Have Said That The Reason To Have Children Is To Give Yourself Immortality. Immortality? Now That I Have Five Children, My Only Hope Is That They Are All Out Of The House Before I Die.

When You Carry A Gun, You Mean To Harm Somebody, Kill Somebody.

I Know People Are Tired Of Me Not Saying Anything, But A Guy Doesn't Have To Answer To Innuendos.

Why Do Kids Always Say Peace Out, I Though Peace Was In.