Every Relationship Is Just So

Sometimes You Have To Rely On Sex And Bodily Functions.

Millions Of People Are Married. I've Never Picked Up A Paper And Seen A Headline That Says, "man Gets Married!"

Trying On Pants Is One Of The Most Humiliating Things A Man Can Suffer That Doesn't Involve A Woman.

Anyone Can Be Confident With A Full Head Of Hair. But A Confident Bald Man - There's Your Diamond In The Rough.

I Think We're All Good And Bad, But Good's Not Funny. Bad Is Funny. Suppress The Good And Let The Bad Out, And Then You Can Be Funny.