Every Person Professes To Love

When I Started Writing This, I Found That I Simply Couldn't Take Fantasy Seriously, So It Became Humorous, And Continued From There.

I Don't Want Ever To Be Guilty Of What My Critics Claim: Doing Formula Without Original Elements.

I Turned My Home State Of Florida Into The Land Of Xanth.

Sf Is The Literature Of The Theoretically Possible, And F Is The Literature Of The Impossible.

Barbarian --a Code Of Conduct Honored By All True Barbarian Warriors, Requiring Excellent Coordination With Weapons, Closeness To Nature, Awkwardness With Women, Common Sense, And Completion Of The Mission.