Every Day's An Adventure When

Usually, I Only Get To Work A Few Weeks On A Movie, Or I Often Don't Make It To The End Of The Movie Because I'm Disposed Of.

Character Actors Just Pile Up The Credits Because You Work On A Movie For Like A Few Days. It's Not Like I'm The Lead In Everything I Do - Far From It. I'm Not Spending Three Or Four Months On A Picture; I'm Spending Three Or Four Weeks. Sometimes Three Or Four Days.

I Think All Comics Borrow From Each Other. Only A Few Have An Original Voice, And I Wasn't One Of Them. In The End, I Couldn't Figure Out Who To Steal From, So I Stopped Doing It.

When I Was A Fireman I Was In A Lot Of Burning Buildings. It Was A Great Job, The Only Job I Ever Had That Compares With The Thrill Of Acting.

They're Not Supposed To Show Prison Films In Prison. Especially Ones That Are About Escaping.