Every Day I Beat My

The First Obligation I Have Is To Be Funny; It's My First Impulse And An Instinct. I Like Being Funny And Finding The Jokes.

A Pear Is A Failed Apple.

The Good Lord Tripped Me Up Behind The Line Of Scrimmage.

God Bless The Homicidal Maniacs. They Make Life Worthwhile.

I'm In Favor Of Personal Growth As Long As It Doesn't Include Malignant Tumors.