Every Advantage Has Its Disadvantage.

There Is Only One Ball, So You Need To Have It.

Eric Cantona Is A Great Player, But He's Not As Good As Ryan Giggs

Football Is Simple. You Are In Time Or Too Late. When You Are Too Late, You Should Start Sooner.

Players Today Can Only Shoot With Their Laces. I Could Shoot With The Inside, Laces, And Outside Of Both Feet. In Other Words, I Was Six Times Better Than Today's Players.

I'm Not Religious. In Spain All 22 Players Make The Sign Of The Cross Before They Enter The Pitch. If It Works All Matches Must Therefore End In A Draw.