Even Though My Father Was

I've Been To Many Funerals Of Funny People, And They're Some Of The Funniest Days You'll Ever Have, Because The Emotions Run High.

My Friend Harry Nilsson Used To Say The Definition Of An Artist Was Someone Who Rode Way Ahead Of The Herd And Was Sort Of The Lookout. Now You Don't Have To Be That, To Be An Artist. You Can Be Right Smack-dab In The Middle Of The Herd. If You Are, You'll Be The Richest.

The Whole World Is Tense. Everybody Gets The International News. Theres Been No American Comedy At All That Even Remotely Addresses The Subject In Any Way. My Goal Isnt To Solve The Worlds Problems. My Character Wasnt Even Able To Do His Assignment. But The Premise Of Wanting To Find Out About Somebody -- Other Than The Stuff That The Cia Will Tell You -- Theres No Hope Unless We Do That.

You Always Got To Be Happy When Somebody Likes What You Do. It's Stupid Not To Be Happy.

Excited About Black Friday. Also Excited About Jew Tuesday.