Even The Worst Comic Is

I Had A Very Close Relationship With Another Kid When I Was Growing Up. I Was His Imaginary Friend.

I'm Totally Normal In Every Respect, But I Have This One Quirk - I Can't Give Out A Number Without Laughing. It's A Problem When I'm Giving My Credit Card Number Over The Phone Because They Always Think: 'he Must Have Just Stolen It.'

I'll Do Anything For My Wife, It's Turning Out.

I'm Not As Good A Swimmer As I Used To Be - Thanks To Evolution.

The American Government Is Making Nuclear Weapons Like There's No Tomorrow.