Even The Promiscuous Feel Pain.

Being Here Allows Me To Make The Case That Not All Aging, Narcissistic Movie Actors Whose Children Could Be Mistaken For Their Grandchildren Necessarily Act With The Same Motivation.

How Can Anybody Hate Nurses? Nobody Hates Nurses. The Only Time You Hate A Nurse Is When They're Giving You An Enema.

It Makes You Feel Good When A Movie Works. Usually When I See An Old Movie I've Made, I Say To Myself, 'oh God, Why Did I Do This?' And 'why Didn't I Change That?' And Things Like That.

Those People Upstairs Think That Karl Marx Was Somebody Who Wrote A Good Anti-trust Law.

I Don't Think You Should Talk While The Movie Was Going On And Say, 'oh, Look At That - Look How Smart I Was' Or 'what A Brilliant Shot That Is!' I Don't Believe In That.