Even In A Fake Democracy,

If No One Knows When A Person Is Going To Die, How Can We Say He Died Prematurely?

Why Don't They Have Waiters In Waiting Rooms?

Grass [marijuana] Probably Helped Me As Much As It Hurt Me. Especially As A Performer. When You're High, It's Easy To Kid Yourself About How Clever Certain Mediocre Pieces Of Material Are. But, On The Other Hand, Pot Opens Windows And Doors That You May Not Be Able To Get Through Any Other Way.

Why Is There Such Controversy About Drug Testing? I Know Plenty Of Guys Who'd Be Willing To Test Any Drug They Can Come Up With.

Whoever Coined The Term "buyer Beware" Was Probably Bleeding From The Asshole.