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I Talk About Very Serious Human Affairs But With A Lightness Of Heart.

Always Trust Your Fellow Man. And Always Cut The Cards. Always Trust God. And Always Build Your House On High Ground. Always Love Thy Neighbor. And Always Pick A Good Neighborhood To Live In.

I Get Tired Of Hearing It's A Crummy World And That People Are No Damned Good. What Kind Of Talk Is That? I Know A Place In Payette, Idaho, Where A Cook And A Waitress And A Manager Put Everything They've Got Into Laying A Chicken-fried Steak On You.

Arguing Whether Or Not A God Exists Is Like Fleas Arguing Whether Or Not The Dog Exists. Arguing Over The Correct Name For God Is Like Fleas Arguing Over The Name Of The Dog. And Arguing Over Whose Notion Of God Is Correct Is Like Fleas Arguing Over Who Owns The Dog.

I Believe That Imagination Is Stronger Than Knowledge.