Even If My Father Wasn't

I Think By Take Eight You're Kind Of Going, "oh, Wow, I Don't Know If I Want To Fall Entirely Off The Roof Again." That Stuff Is Tough, And I'm Also Not 21 Anymore. I Just Don't Like Cement. Cement Isn't Hilarious Any More.

I'm Sure I Have A Lot To Atone For, If There Is A Judgment Day. It's Gonna Be A Long List For Me. It Goes Right Up Until I Was About 18 And Then I Sort Of Straightened Out.

I Don't Know If You've Ever Had Insomnia, But It's A Really Terrible Feeling When It's Days And Weeks On End. It Was Kind Of Awful.

Well, I Came Down To La Initially To Join The Groundlings, Which Is An Improv Comedy Group. I Didn't Get In, Of Course, Becaue I'm Not A Part Of The Groundlings. I Just Assumed That I Could Walk In And Take Over. So They Said: "hit The Road Jack." And I Ended Up Getting An Agent Instead. They Sent Me Out On A Couple Of Leads And I Ended Up On A Sitcom And Van Wilder Thereafter And Then Pantsless With Sandra Bullock.

I Learned Early On To Abandon All Those Preconceived Notions You Have About Other Actors And It's Served Me Really Well. I Usually Just Try To Empty My Mind Of That. I Love Meeting Actors And I Love Working With Actors.