Even If It's Not What

My Theory Is That You Find Out Who Your True Friends Are When Something Good Happens To You, Not When Something Bad Happens To You. Everybody Loves You When Something Bad Happens To You. Then You're Easy To Love.

Do You Know What They Call People Who Hoard Books? Smart.

Testosterone Should Be A Controlled Substance.

I Am An Open Book, Literally. I Don't Mind If People Know Way Too Much About Me.

If It Weren't For Book Tours, I Would Never Leave My House.