Eve Said To The Serpent,

Sophia Loren, Whose New Baby Asked Her, Is All That For Me? Never Got A Dinner!

When People Ask Me If Dean Martin Drank, Let Me Put It This Way. If Dracula Bit Dean In The Neck, He'd Get A Bloody Mary.

Alexander Graham Bell's Wife, Who Said To Alex On Their Wedding Night, Your Three Minutes Are Up. Never Got A Dinner!

Noah's Wife, Who Said To Him After 40 Days And 40 Nights, It's Your Turn To Spread The Papers On The Floor! Never Got A Dinner!

Stan Musial, Who Said, Why Didn't They Make Me The First Polish Pope? I Was Such A Good Cardinal. Never Got A Dinner!