Eve Said To The Serpent,

There Is Only One Goal. That's To Keep Working And Keep Flossing.

Long John Silver's Wife, Short, Who Said To John, If The Shoe Fits... Never Got A Dinner!

The Invisible Man, Who Said To His Wife, I Don't Care If It Looks Silly, Don't Stop! Never Got A Dinner!

Ninety Isn't Old. You're Old When Your Doctor Doesn't X-ray You Any More - He Just Holds You Up To The Light!

Where Else But In America Can A Poor Black Man Like Michael Jackson Grow Up To Be A Rich White Woman?