Eschew All Those Beastly Adjectives.

A Book?! What D'you Wanna Flaming Book For?...we've Got A Lovely Telly With A 12-inch Screen And Now Ya Wanna Book!

The Fine Line Between Roaring With Laughter And Crying Because It's A Disaster Is A Very, Very Fine Line. You See A Chap Slip On A Banana Skin In The Street And You Roar With Laughter When He Falls Slap On His Backside. If In Doing So You Suddenly See He's Broken A Leg, You Very Quickly Stop Laughing And It's Not A Joke Anymore.

I've Always Said To Myself That If A Little Pocket Calculator Can Do It Why Shouldn't I?

I'd Rather Be Fried Alive And Eaten By Mexicans.

Perhaps It's Chasing Me. But I Don't Think It Will Ever Catch Me Because I Am Moving Fast.