Epigram, N. A Short, Sharp

Pitiful, Adj. The State Of An Enemy Or Opponent After An Imaginary Encounter With Oneself.

Lead, N. A Heavy Blue-gray Metal Much Used ... As A Counterpoise To An Argument Of Such Weight That It Turns The Scale Of Debate The Wrong Way. An Interesting Fact In The Chemistry Of International Controversy Is That At The Point Of Contact Of Two Patriotisms Lead Is Precipitated In Great Quantities.

The Wife, Or Bitter Half.

Opposition, N. In Politics The Party That Prevents The Government From Running Amuck By Hamstringing It.

Rascality, N. Stupidity Militant. The Activity Of A Clouded Intellect.