Epigram, N. A Short, Sharp

Imagination, N. A Warehouse Of Facts, With Poet And Liar In Joint Ownership.

Pun: A Form Of Wit, To Which Wise Men Stoop And Fools Aspire

An Aged Burgundy Runs With A Beardless Port. I Cherish The Fancy That Port Speaks Sentences Of Wisdom, Burgundy Sings The Inspired Ode.

The Place Whereon The Priest Formerly Raveled Out The Small Intestine Of The Sacrificial Victim For Purposes Of Divination And Cooked Its Flesh For The Gods. The Word Is Now Seldom Used, Except With Reference To The Sacrifice Of Their Liberty And Peace By A Male And A Female Fool.

Piracy, N. Commerce Without Its Folly-swaddles, Just As God Made It.