Enron Ceo Kenneth Lay Has

The Senator Got So Tired On The Campaign Trail That He Started Kissing Hands And Shaking Babies.

Al Gore Has Endorsed Howard Dean For President. That's Pretty Fitting, The Guy That Didn't Beat Bush Endorsing The Guy Who Won't Beat Bush.

President Bush Says He Now Wants To Simplify The Tax Code. Only Those In The Blue States Will Pay.

I Know You're On The Atkins Diet, But Could You Stop Eating Bacon During Sex?

Herman Cain Said, Starting Today, If You Buy Into His 9-9-9 Plan, He'll Throw In A Free 32-ounce Soda.