Emma Watson Is Adorable In

One Of The Reasons I Like A Suit Is Because I've Never Been That Keen On My Body. The Shape A Suit Presents Is Always Going To Be Better Than Anything I Can Do.

Opening A Play Is Just Tough. The Idea That Actors Are Weirdly Protected From It Is A Myth. If You Imagine Yourself Having To Spend Two And A Bit Hours Cooking Bolognaise, Remembering A Whole Major Work By David Hare And Speaking It At The Correct Moment Between Chopping Carrots And Stirring The Onions In Front Of An Audience - The Normal Human Response Is 'please, Can I Go To The Airport?'

I Don't Do Plays Without Jokes Anymore. I've Retired From Those Plays. I Think It's Bad Manners To Invite People To Sit In The Dark For Two And A Half Hours And Not Tell Them The Joke.

More People Saw Me In 'love Actually' Than Had Seen Me In Everything Else I Had Ever Done Up To That Point.

When I Do A Play, It's Like Agreeing To Be Ill For A Couple Of Months.