Electricity Is The Power That

What Is Worth Doing Is Worth The Trouble Of Asking Somebody To Do It.

Newtonian, Pertaining To A Philosophy Of The Universe Invented By Newton, Who Discovered That An Apple Will Fall To The Ground, But Was Unable To Say Why. His Successors And Disciples Have Advanced So Far As To Be Able To Say When.

April Fool, N. The March Fool With Another Month Added To His Folly.

To Bother About The Best Method Of Accomplishing An Accidental Result.

Railroad, N. The Chief Of Many Mechanical Devices Enabling Us To Get Away From Where We Are To Where We Are No Better Off. For This Purpose The Railroad Is Held In Highest Favor By The Optimist, For It Permits Him To Make The Transit With Great Expedition.