Elections Are A Western Jerk-off.

Tyranny Is Like The Electric Wiring In An Old House. A Tyrant Dies, The New Tyrant Takes Possession, And All He Has To Do Is Drop The Switch.

If You See The World As Gloomily As I See It, The Only Thing To Do Is Laugh Or Shoot Yourself.

A Committee Is An Animal With Four Back Legs.

I Have A Theory Which I Suspect Is Rather Immoral,' Smiley Went On, More Lightly. 'each Of Us Has Only A Quantum Of Compassion. That If We Lavish Our Concern On Every Stray Cat, We Never Get To The Centre Of Things.

There's One Thing Worse Than Change And That's The Status Quo.