Elected Office Holds More Perks

Everybody Has To Sell Out At Some Point To Make A Living.

I've Seen Better Coverage At An Alan Keyes Press Conference.

Bill Gates Is Just A Monocle And A Persian Cat Away From Being One Of The Bad Guys In A James Bond Movie.

Dennis Kucinich's Politics Are More Scrambled Than Rod Steiger's Dream Journal.

And Quit Bringing Up Our Forefathers And Saying They Were Civil Libertarians. Our Founding Fathers Would Have Never Tolerated Any Of This Crap. For God's Sake, They Were Blowing Peoples' Heads Off Because They Put A Tax On Their Breakfast Beverage. And It Wasn't Even Coffee.