Either I've Turned Stupid, Or

"hello," He Greeted Her Cheerfully. "you Must Be Alan Of Trebond. You're Very Hardy To Have Made It This Far The First Day. Has Anyone Said What We Try To Learn In Here?" Alanna Said The First Thing That Came To Her Lips. "the Only Thing I Know Is That I Jump When I'm Told To And I Have No Free Time."

Why, I’m Just As True And Honest As Dirt. And I’m Even More Charming Than Dirt.

Why Do Boys Say Someone Acts Like A Girl As If It Were An Insult?

A Cat Understands How To Be Pleasant In The Morning. He Doesn't Talk.

But, Sergeant Osbern, Sir, I Like My Head.