Education Is One Thing And

Being American Is, I Think, A Very Difficult Thing In Art, Because All The Elements Are European.

I Wish I Could Have A Little Tape-and-loudspeaker Arrangement Sewn Into The Binding Of This Magazine, To Be Triggered Off By The Light Reflected From The Reader's Eyes On To This Part Of The Page, And Set To Bawl Out At Several Bels: More Will Mean Worse.

Growing Older, I Have Lost The Need To Be Political, Which Means ... The Need To Be Left. I Am Driven To Grudging Toleration Of The Conservative Party Because It Is The Party Of Non-politics, Of Resistance To Politics.

I'll Pour You The First One And After That, If You Don't Have One, It's Your Own F****** Fault. You Know Where It Is.

Be Glad You're Fifty - Andthat You Got There While Things Were Nice,in A World Worth Looking At Twice.so Here's Wishing You Many More Years,but Not All That Many. Cheers!