East Is East, And West

O All Who Give And Receive Gifts, Such As They Are Wisest. Everywhere They Are Wisest. They Are The Magi.

By Nature And Doctrines I Am Addicted To The Habit Of Discovering Choice Places Wherein To Feed.

Inject A Few Raisins Of Conversation Into The Tasteless Dough Of Existence.

There Are A Few Editor Men With Whom I Am Privileged To Come In Contact. It Has Not Been Long Since It Was Their Habit To Come In Contact With Me. There Is A Difference.

If There Ever Was An Aviary Overstocked With Jays It Is That Yaptown-on-the-hudson, Call New York. Cosmopolitan They Call It, You Bet. So's A Piece Of Fly-paper. You Listen Close When They're Buzzing And Trying To Pull Their Feet Out Of The Sticky Stuff. "little Old New York's Good Enough For Us"--that's What They Sing.