Each Year, I Say I'm

I Wanted To Be A Political Science Professor And Go To School In Boston. I Never Wanted To Be A Big, Famous Movie Star And Tv Star. It Kind Of Found Me.

I Don't Let Guys Do Hickeys. That's Like A Dog Marking His Territory Or Something.

Each Year, I Say I'm Going To Go To School Next Year. It's Inevitable That I'll End Up Getting My Education.

Sometimes It Feels Like You're Losing, But Even When You're Losing, You're Getting Something.

My Parents Divorced When I Was Born, And My Mother Is A Political Science Professor, Like A Feminist Mormon, Which Is Sort Of An Oxymoron.