Each Child Should Be More

If You Lose The Power To Laugh, You Lose The Power To Think.

Depressions May Bring People Closer To The Church But So Do Funerals.

The Audience That Storms The Box-office Of The Theater To Gain Entrance To A Sensational Show Is Small And Sleepy Compared With The Throng That Crashes The Courthouse Door When Something Concerning Real Life And Death Is To Be Laid Bare To The Public.

If A Man Really Has Charge Of His Destiny At All, He Should Have Something To Say About Getting Born; And I Only Came Through By A Hair's-breadth. What Had I To Do With This Momentous First Step? In The Language Of The Lawyer, I Was Not Even A Party Of The Second Part.

Everything Serious That He Says Is A Joke And Everything Humorous That He Says Is Dead Serious.