During Sex I Fantasize That

I'm Paranoid. On My Stationary Bike, I Have A Rear View Mirror.

I Tried Phone Sex - It Gave Me An Ear Infection.

I Quit Therapy Because My Analyst Was Trying To Help Me Behind My Back.

I Like To Read Biographies Of Authors That I Love, Like Richard Yates. I Also Like To See What Non-fiction Authors Are Out There. My Bible Is Something Happened. It's One Of The Greatest Books I've Ever Read. But If I Don't Read A Dostoevsky Soon I'm Going To Kill Myself.

My Parents Were My Worst Audience.