During Sex I Fantasize That

When You're In Love It's The Most Glorious Two And A Half Days Of Your Life.

I Love Being Famous. It Validates That I Have Something To Say.

I Like To Read Biographies Of Authors That I Love, Like Richard Yates. I Also Like To See What Non-fiction Authors Are Out There. My Bible Is Something Happened. It's One Of The Greatest Books I've Ever Read. But If I Don't Read A Dostoevsky Soon I'm Going To Kill Myself.

I'm Paranoid. On My Stationary Bike, I Have A Rear View Mirror.

For 45 Years I've Worked Without An Audience.