Duck, Big Brother! Here Comes

Sometimes I Lie Awake At Night, And Wonder If My Life Would Be Different If I Had To Do It Over... Then A Voice Comes To Me Out Of The Dark That Says, "boy, There's An Original Thought!

You Know, In A Way, 'dear Santa Claus' Is Rather Stuffy... Perhaps Something A Little More Intimate Would Be Better... Something Just A Shade More Friendly..." "how About 'dear Fatty'?

Five Hundred Years From Now, Who'll Know The Difference?!

Why Are You Standing Here, Charlie Brown?" "i'm Waiting For That Little Red-haired Girl To Walk By... I'm Going To Say Hello To Her And Ask Her How She's Enjoying Her Summer Vacation, And Just Sort Of Talk To Her... You Know..." "you'll Never Do It, Charlie Brown... You'll Panic..." "besides That, She's Already Walked By!

Happiness Is Loving Your Enemies.