Dubya! What In Tarnation!? Why,

We Cannot Blame The Schools Alone For The Dismal Decline In Sat Verbal Scores. When Our Kids Come Home From School Do They Pick Up A Book Or Do They Sit Glued To The Tube, Watching Music Videos? Parents, Don't Make The Mistake Of Thinking Your Kid Only Learns Between 9:00 A.m. And 3:00 P.m.

It's Amazing I Won. I Was Running Against Peace, Prosperity, And Incumbency." —george W. Bush, June 14, 2001, Speaking To Swedish Prime Minister Goran Perrson, Unaware That A Live Television Camera Was Still Rolling.

One Thing Is Clear: The Iraqi People Are Showing Incredible Courage. The United States Of America Must Understand That It's In Our Interests That We Help This Democracy Succeed.

We Know That Men And Women Can Be Good Without Faith. We Know That.

During My Senior Year I Joined Skull And Bones, A Secret Society, So Secret I Can't Say Anything More.