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American's Could Be Any More Self Absorbed If They Were Made Of Equal Parts Water And Paper Towel.

So Who's The Big Red Menace Nowadays? Cuba. That's It? I'm Sorry, But It's Hard To Whip Up Any Us Against Them Nationalist Fervor About A Country Whose Principal Export Is Citizens Who Can Swim.

Laughter Is One Of The Great Beacons In Life Because We Don't Refract It By Gunning It Through Our Intellectual Prism. What Makes Us Laugh Is A Mystery - An Involuntary Response.

Pat Buchanan Is So Homo-phobic, He Blames Global Warming On The Aids Quilt.

The Average American's Day Planner Has Fewer Holes In It Than Ray Charles's Dart Board.