Dreams Don't Have An Expiration

Watching Too Much Tv Can Triple Our Hunger For More Possessions, While Reducing Our Personal Contentment By About 5 Percent For Every Hour A Day We Watch.

I Have A Face That Is A Cross Between Two Pounds Of Halibut And An Explosion In An Old Clothes Closet.

Tell Me That I Misunderstood A Joke, But Don't Tell Me That My Choice Of Cravat Is Wrong.

Isn’t It Fascinating To Think That Probably The Only Laugh That Man Will Ever Get In His Life Is By Stripping Off And Showing His Shortcomings?

A Philosopher Once Noted That People Long For Immortality But Run Out Of Things To Do On A Rainy Afternoon.