Don't Worry About Middle Age:

Men Now Monopolize The Upper Levels... Depriving Women Of Their Rightful Share Of Opportunities For Incompetence.

When A New Yorker Looks Like He Has A Suntan, It's Probably Rust.

Do It Now. There May Be A Law Against It Tomorrow.

Work Is Accomplished By Those Employees Who Have Not Yet Reached Their Level Of Incompetence.

It's Better To Have Loved And Lost Than To Have To Do Forty Pounds Of Laundry A Week.