Don't Touch My D**k, Don't

I'm Not Going Anywhere. I Hope. It's Been An Adventure. We Took Some Casualties Over The Years. Things Got Broken. Things Got Lost. But I Wouldn't Have Missed It For The World.

I Make Friends Faster And Easier Than Journalists.

If You're Training In A Combat Sport, Deliciousness Takes A Backseat.

In College, I Think I Probably Positioned Myself As An Aspiring Writer, Meaning I Dressed Sort Of Extravagantly And Adopted All The Semi-byronic Affectations, As If I Were Writing, Although I Wasn't Actually Doing Any Writing.

I Love New York. I'm A Guy For Whom A New York Accent Is A Comforting Thing.