Don't Take Guilt Trips. Take

At A Formal Dinner Party, The Person Nearest Death Should Always Be Seated Closest To The Bathroom.

Good News For Senior Citizens: Death Is Near!

Primitive Societies, Or Social Groupings, Had Shamans, And Some Of Them Even More Recent In Time. Shamans Were Tricksters. There Was A Tradition Of The Trickster, And The Trickster Was A Clown, A Humorous Fellow. His Task Was To Trick The Gods, To Humor The Gods Into Laughing, So That There Was Access To The Divine - Because Laughter Is A Moment When We Are Completely Ourselves.

Your Dog Thinks You're A God. Your Cat Thinks The Dog's An Asshole.

Why Don't They Have Waiters In Waiting Rooms?