Don't Lay A Finger On

I Love The Bee Gees, But Only The Pre-disco Stuff. From '64 To '69, I've Got All Their Albums.

You Gotta Say What You Say, Don't Let Anybody Get In Your Way...

Oasis Can't Be Summed Up In One Word. I Could Do A Sentence: Boys From Council Estate Made It Very, Very Big.

The Most Annoying Person On The Bbc Is Russell Brand, I've Actually Been Close Up To That Boy. He Smells Like When You Mix Garlic With Coffee And Alcohol. I'm Just Saying When You Get Close To Him, He Could Do With A Bit Of Sure For Men, He Stinks.

I'll Do One Eventually As Life's Too Short And None Of Us Is Getting Any Younger. I'd Like To Make One While I Still Look Good And Before I Look Like Phil Collins, Which, Eventually, I Will.