Don't Hire A Dog, Then

In The Modern World Of Business, It Is Useless To Be A Creative, Original Thinker Unless You Can Also Sell What You Create.

If You Can’t Advertise Yourself, What Hope Do You Have Of Advertising Anything Else?

I Have An Inviolable Rule Against Employing Nepots And Spouses, Because They Breed Politics. Whenever Two People Get Married, One Of Them Must Depart - Preferably The Female, To Look After The Baby.

I Once Found Myself Conspiring With A British Cabinet Minister As To How We Might Persuade Her Majesty's Treasury To Cough Up More Money For The British Travel Advertising In America. Said He, "why Does Any American In His Senses Spend His Vacation In The Cold Damp Of An English Summer When He Could Equally Well Bask Under Italian Skies? I Can Only Suppose That Your Advertising Is The Answer." Damn Right.

There Are Very Few Men Of Genius In Advertising Agencies. But We Need All We Can Find. Almost Without Exception They Are Disagreeable. Don't Destroy Them. They Lay Golden Eggs.