Don't Have A Cow, Man.

The Writers Led By Mike Scully Are Fantastic. And They're Creating Original Stories That Not Only Don't Repeat What We've Already Done, They Also Don't Repeat Anything I've Seen On Television.

I Like The 'simpsons' Pinball Machines. Those Are Pretty Great.

Back In High School, I Wrote A Novel About A Character Named Bart Simpson. I Thought It Was A Very Unusual Name For A Kid At The Time. I Had This Idea Of An Angry Father Yelling "bart," And Bart Sounds Kind Of Like Bark - Like A Barking Dog.

When The Simpsons Came Around, There Really Was Nothing Else Like It On Tv. It's Hard To Imagine, But When Fox First Took The Plunge With It, It Was Considered Controversial To Put Animation On Prime Time.

I'm Presently Incarcerated. Convicted Of A Crime I Didn't Even Commit. Hah! "attempted Murder"? Now Honestly, What Is That? Do They Give A Nobel Prize For Attempted Chemistry? Do They?