Don't Ever Rope Me In

What We Do Have Is Nothin' But Time. Welcome To The Shawshank Redemption Of Late Night!

They Were Singing, Gillette, The Best A Man Can Get, With A Lot Of Guys Hugging Their Fathers And Sailing And Riding Bikes. I Suddenly Felt A Long Way From The Best A Man Could Get And I Thought It Would Be Nice To Get From There To The Best.

If We Are Now Holding Late-night Talk-show Hosts To The Same Moral Accountability As We Hold Politicians Or Clergymen, I'm Out. I'm Gone.

Being Funny Is A Gift, And, When Done Well, Is An Art Form.

Tomorrow Is Your Future's Yesterday.