Don't Drive As If You

When A Husband Says, "i Run Things In My Home" He May Mean The Washing Machine, The Dishwasher And The Vacuum Cleaner.

Hard Work Spotlights The Character Of People: Some Turn Up Their Sleeves, Some Turn Up Their Noses, And Some Don't Turn Up At All.

"tell Me, Doctor, " Said The Patient, "when I Stand On My Head, The Blood Rushes To It. Why Doesn't It Rush To My Feet Now?" "that's Because Your Feet Aren't Empty," Said The Doctor.

On Every Commercial Flight, The Traveler Is Told, "your Seat Cushion Can Be Used As A Flotation Device". The Question Is, Why Doesn't The Plane Just Become A Boat?

President Herbert Hoover Returned His Salary To The Government. His Idea Caught On, And Now We're All Doing It.