Don't Date The Captain Of

I Don't Watch Reality Tv Much, But Sometimes I'll Be On The E! Channel And See That Show "total Divas", About Female Wrestlers. It's Like, Fake Tits Are De Rigueur. Nose Jobs Are De Rigueur. Exaggerated Asses Are De Rigueur. Twerking Is De Rigueur.

Being A Rock Star Is Like Being A Cult Leader - You Really Have To Be In Your Own Religion.

I Like There To Be Some Testosterone In Rock, And It's Like I'm The One In The Dress Who Has To Provide It.

Being Famous Is Just Like Being In High School. But, I'm Not Interested In Being The Cheerleader. I'm Not Interested In Being Gwen Stefani. She's The Cheerleader, And I'm Out In The Smoker Shed.

Mainstream Success Is Important - That's Probably Anathema To An Indie Publication Like Pitchfork, But It's What I Believe Having Experienced It Personally.