Don't Criticize What You Can't

Nuthin' More Fun Than Rock N' Roll!

I Saw Three Shrimp In The Water, Two Were Old And Gray. I Swam A Little Closer, And I Heard The Third One Say, Good-bye Mama.

Man, I Was Tame Compared To What They Do Now. Are You Kidding? I Didn't Do Anything But Just Jiggle.

I've Had A Pretty Good Lesson In Human Nature. It's More Important To Try To Surround Yourself With People Who Can Give You A Little Happiness, Because You Only Pass Through This Life Once, Jack. You Don't Come Back For An Encore.

The First Car I Bought Was The Most Beautiful Car I've Ever Seen. It Was Secondhand, But I Parked It Outside Of My Hotel The Day I Got It. I Sat Up All Night, Just Lookin' At It.