Don't Criticize That Man Unless

I Wouldn't Call Girls A Hobby. It's A Pastime.

Adversity Is Sometimes Hard Upon A Man; But For One Man Who Can Stand Prosperity, There Are A Hundred That Will Stand Adversity.

I Thought That I Was In Heaven But I Was Sure Surprised Heaven Help Me, I Didn't See The Devil In Your Eyes You Look Like An Angel Walk Like An Angel Talk Like An Angel But I Got Wise You're The Devil In Disguise Oh Yes You Are The Devil In Disguise

I Did The Ed Sullivan Show Four Times. I Did The Steve Allen Show. I Did The Jackie Gleason Show.

I Have No Use For Bodyguards, But I Have Very Specific Use For Two Highly Trained Certified Public Accountants.