Don't Call Me Son Unless

When I'm Losing, They Call Me Nuts. When I'm Winning, They Call Me Eccentric.

It's So Ridiculous To See A Golfer With A One Foot Putt And Everybody Is Saying "shhh" And Not Moving A Muscle. Then We Allow Nineteen Year-old Kids To Face A Game-deciding Free Throw With Seventeen Thousand People Yelling.

Live Every Day As If It Were Saturday Night.

I Don't Know Why People Question The Academic Training Of An Athlete. Fifty Percent Of The Doctors In This Country Graduated In The Bottom Half Of Their Classes.

Make Your Life Exciting. Do What You Have To Do As Long As You Don't Hurt People.