Don't Board With The Devil

Reveille, N. A Signal To Sleeping Soldiers To Dream Of Battlefields No More, But Get Up And Have Their Blue Noses Counted.

Armor, N. The Kind Of Clothing Worn By A Man Whose Tailor Is A Blacksmith.

Disobedience, N. The Silver Lining To The Cloud Of Servitude.

New York Is Too Strenuous For Me; It Gets On My Nerves.

General," Said The Commander Of The Delinquent Brigade, "i Am Persuaded That Any Further Display Of Valor By My Troops Will Bring Them Into Collision With The Enemy.