Don't Be A Leaf... Be

If I Stand Here, I Can See The Little Red Haired Girl When She Comes Out Of Her House... Of Course, If She Sees Me Peeking Around This Tree, She'll Think I'm The Dumbest Person In The World... But If I Don't Peek Around The Tree, I'll Never See Her... Which Means I Probably Am The Dumbest Person In The World... Which Explains Why I'm Standing In A Batch Of Poison Oak.

Little Brothers Are The Buck Privates Of Life!

Life Is Full Of Choices, But You Never Get Any!

There's No Sense In Doing A Lot Of Barking If You Don't Really Have Anything To Say.

Decorate Your Home. It Gives The Illusion That Your Life Is More Interesting Than It Really Is.